Page 12 - Boca ViewPointe - January '21

Page 12, Viewpointe January 2021
Boca Pointe Advisor Issue III

We hope you have enjoyed the past issues and some of be the only way to end these obnoxious commercials. homeless person and move on to a new relationship.
the advice we have provided has proven to be helpful. We a) We can recommend 2 waiters from Frank and Dinos d) Just tell her you want to move in with her and forget
have gotten much feedback so far and will try to address that have been out of work due to the virus. Suggest you what others think.
the most common concerns we receive. It is clear the contact them to discuss some options. As a side note, they 4. A few weeks ago, I enrolled in the EMS program
effects of COVID has presented a variety of problems both are very experienced in waterboarding as well as offered by Boca Pointe so I could learn to be helpful in
for many of us. using pillows to silent witnesses. If my pillow is as good case of an emergency. I am a bit hesitant to continue
So…here we as it claims to be, the My Pillow guy could be silenced since one of the other volunteers has come on to me and
go!! very quickly. I am very uncomfortable being in his presence. During a
A quick follow b) We know another guy who just got released on routine mouth to mouth resuscitation drill, he tried to slip
up from last issue. parole who did some Black Ops work for the CIA and is me his tongue and I almost went into convulsions. I still
It appears many looking for part time work. You cannot contact him. He want to learn these rescue techniques but do not think I
residents have will contact you. Place an ad in The Viewpointe looking can. Confused and bewildered. How should I handle this?
gotten themselves for an experienced dog walker. He will reply and identify a) Continue with the course. If this mutant tries this
in a pickle by himself as The Pooper Scooper. Good luck. again, bite down on his tongue like it is a giant piece of
hoarding toilet c) We have a friend, who has a friend, who knows this day-old brisket. That should put an end to it.
paper. We wish guy that is a member of the APS – Anti Pillow Society. b) Go to your supervisor and tell him what happened.
to share a photo This group might be able to help you. Explain you are open minded and not a prude but the only
from one resident d) Order a million of everything he makes and have time you want tongue in your mouth is deli night at The
that uses the toilet it shipped to a fake address. Club.
paper as chips in 3. I recently met a lovely woman who I am crazy c) Fill your mouth with lima beans. Next time this
their poker game. about. We connected right away and have spent a lot of happens, he most certainly will start gaging when he gets
So maybe this time together. The only problem is she is homeless. We a mouthful of beans. Really, does anyone, anywhere enjoy
might work for Disclaimer – any resemblance to connected just by accident in Sugar Sand Park and we the taste of lima beans?
you. Just play to any person living or dead is purely have been seeing each other for the past 6 months. What d) Next time you practice this drill with him, make
lose!!!! coincidental. is nice about this relationship is she always comes to my sure you have a wad of hot spicey cayenne black pepper
1. My husband place, so it is easy for me and I save on gas. Also, after a on the tip of your tongue. When he opens wide, you’ll
is virtually driving me crazy. He is hard of hearing and date, I can drop her off just about anywhere. But I have know what to do.
refuses to buy hearing aids. He has said “What?” over not introduced her to my friends yet because I am very 5. My wife and I were recently invited to my nephew’s
600 times last week alone. Just to give you a sense of concerned, they might not accept her and also make fun wedding. It is one of those destination weddings where the
the problem, we live in Palomar and he plays the TV so of me. What should I do? venue is in Dubai. We rarely travel beyond Costco these
loud we have gotten calls from people who live in El a) If all your friends are homeless this should not even days so we cannot possibly attend. Also being on a fixed
Dorado complaining about the noise. He is so stubborn be an issue income, the airfare alone would not be affordable. And
and refuses to deal with his problem. You are my last b) Do not tell your friends she is homeless. Just tell then there is the virus. Furthermore, my nephew is asking
resort – help me please! them she has multiple properties and rarely stays in the all guests that do not attend to send them a minimum gift
a) We suggest you disable all your TVs and blame it same place twice.
on a power outage. c) Might just be best to fix her up with another Boca Pointe Advisor on page 13
b) Rewire all remotes to delete the volume control and
set all TVs to closed caption in Spanish
c) Pretend you are talking to him, even shouting, but
make no noise. Just move your lips.
d) Hard wire all TVs so he only gets the Martha
Stewart channel.
2. I am about to take a shotgun to my TV the next
time I see an ad for My Pillow. I cannot take it anymore.
Every time I am watching a show it is interrupted every
2 minutes with this ad. My pillow this, my pillow that.
How can we put this guy out of business which seems to

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By Yvonne Rivera, BPCA Administrative Assistant

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different methods to add guests to your visitors list, so please
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