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Boca Pointe Advisor – VI

NOT YOUR TYPICAL you clean out your desk before you make this request. a DNA sample and trace Daisy’s lineage. This will give
you valuable background information as a first step.

b) Probably best to find a new job or new best friend.
ADVICE COLUMN c) Slip a happy pill in her morning coffee – this should While you are doing this, we suggest before you receive
improve the dynamics of your relationship. any further visitors you cover her mouth with duct tape
By Alan Arnold and staff d) Let her borrow your American Express Black card and put her in a closet. Most birds are afraid of closets
for a day or two. We feel certain you will no longer be as they are very fearful of mothballs.
Welcome readers to our column. We have been flooded treated as her subordinate. b) Whenever she exhibits bad behavior, punch her in
with many questions. We will do our best to reply in a 2. I cannot seem to lose any weight. I have a serious her beak and tell her no dessert if she continues to mis-
timely manner. eating disorder and have tried just about everything. I behave.
Before we start our column there have been some had to pay for three seats on a plane recently and bring c) End her subscription to the Berlitz language course
residents who have questioned my qualifications as well my own seat belt. Can you give me some advice. Some “Cursing in Yiddish.” It seems that Daisy has enrolled in
as the staff as to our experience in providing advice. As fellow passengers thought I was a manatee and objected this class.
the founder, CEO, COO, CFO, and HMO, I would like to me even boarding the plane. I need help badly. d) Waterboard her every time she curses. She may start
to take this opportunity to share my personal background a) You first need to find out if this problem is a cursing at you but hopefully she will come to her senses.
and experience in this field. physical or mental disorder. Your thyroid and pituitary 4. I have made a practice of attending seminars at
My professional education consists of graduating at gland should be examined by your doctor. It might be as nice restaurants to get financial advice but also enjoy
the top of my class at The Wharton School of Business simple as getting the proper medication. a free meal. I find this has cut down my food expenses
at the University of Pennsylvania. I obtained a doctorate b) You might want to stay away from buffets for a significantly. But I have lost a fortune in Enron, MCI,
degree in Human Psychology from Harvard and then while. Arthur Anderson, and numerous other stocks. Do I have
went to Oxford University in England on a Rhoades c) Overeaters Anonymous is a group you should join. grounds to file a lawsuit against these firms giving
Scholarship. After that I lectured around the world and Most of the members are obese and you will feel much advice?
taught the very first classes in psychodrama at Stanford better being with other people twice your size. After a) Unless you were guaranteed to make a profit, you
University. I am also a black belt in karate, have a the meeting, stay away from the danish and donuts they don’t have a leg to stand on. If you only have one leg,
master’s degree in marine biology, and spent most of provide as a snack. well that is a whole different story.
my early 30s as a Navy Seal where I was deployed to d) After consulting with some experts in this field b) We suggest cut your losses and fake food poisoning
Somalia to resolve the threat of pirates attacking ships we have been informed of a fool proof diet that is 100% during your next meal and sue for pain and suffering.
off the eastern coast of Africa. guaranteed to result in weight loss. The advice is you can c) Only go to seminars offering Kobe beef. Since this
After a successful career as a Navy Seal, I was a eat anything you want, anytime you want, and as much as is a very expensive cut of meat, wear a long trench coat
cranberry bogger for a few years and then devoted many you want – just do not swallow. Your cheeks might get a and smuggle out as much beef as possible. Sell on Ebay
years studying the mating habits of loggerhead turtles. bit puffy, and you might get severe bulging in the throat and you should do very well.
Soon after that I was an undercover inmate at Sing Sing area, but well worth it to get to your desired weight. d) Stay away from seminars at Red Lobster, Denny’s,
Prison in Ossining New York where I spent considerable 3. I am sure this is a first for any advice column. I have Pancake House, and any diner. This is a red flag as no
time with inmates on death row. I was also a contributing a mynah bird that I love dearly. The problem is the bird advice is worth suffering through meals at these locations.
editor on the TV series Criminal Minds. I co-authored 11 curses at some visitors and it is extremely embarrassing. 5. This is a very personal problem but since my name
of the early James Patterson books. And I am a world- And curses in English and Yiddish. I had a rabbi visit will not be made public, I will tell you what I am dealing
renowned spelunker. Since I have spent so much time the other day and the bird called him a loser and a putz. with and hopefully you can provide me with some help.
underground in the dark, it has given me an incredible I almost dropped dead. Please, any suggestions are I have a bladder problem and experience leakage at
perspective into the dark side of the mind. welcome. Her name is Daisy, and she is a rescue bird. the worst possible times. I have been to many doctors
I feel my background in these varied behavioral a) Yes, indeed a new one for us. Rescue animals but cannot get the help I need. Please, I welcome any
disciplines has afforded me a unique insight into human are very tricky. You never know what you are getting. suggestions.
behavior. It was shortly after my prison experience that There is a new app we suggest you download. It is like
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So, I trust the above re-assures everyone that my
staff and I are well equipped to offer sound, professional
advice.
OK – Let us get at it!! Vino With Sting!
1. My best friend and roommate just became my boss
and has been treating me like we never had a friendship.
I am very uncomfortable in this new situation. How can
I deal with this? By Laura Berrio, Freelance for returning Il Palagio to its previous glory. Now, every
a) Ask for a raise, dental insurance, more vacation Writer/Blogger August, Sting holds a party for everyone to celebrate and
time, and the opportunity to work from home. Make sure Who wants to go to Italy thank them for their support. They eat, drink wine and of
and stay at Sting’s Tuscany course he sings a few songs!
Estate and Vineyard? (I want to be on this invitation list!)
You can rent out the entire
Sting has named the wine produced from the vineyard
In Memoriam estate, main house, guesthouses after some of his hit songs … (Message in a Bottle, Roxanne,
and grounds for up to 500
Sister Moon) just to name a few.
Evelyn F. Goodman people! When I checked on the Sting said, “A wine is like a song – it has a story to tell.”
price, it appears to be a case of,
Evelyn Goodman was if you have to ask, you can’t Sister Moon has been listed as one of the top picks by
born January 21, 1932 in Wine Spectator Magazine.
Brooklyn, NY. She passed afford it! You can travel to Italy to check it out, or run to your
February 13, 2021. Evelyn It all began when Sting and his wife Trudie were looking favorite wine store!
and her husband Al were for a summer home in Italy. They found a run-down estate Try a few and message me on your favorites!!
married in 1956 and had that formerly produced honey, olive oil and wine. They ~ Cheers
65 beautiful years together bought the property, Il Palagio, because of the view! Then ~ Keep the conversation going and
and raised their family they began a decade-long project of bringing the estate, the wine flowing!
in Trumbull, CT. They vineyard and olive groves back to life.
moved to Boca Raton, FL Follow the Vine on Instagram
in 1994 where they have Sting invited all of the neighbors and town locals to @VineVibeUncorked.
happily resided for the past the farm shop on the estate for a party to share their plans
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