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Boca Pointe Advisor – VI from page 6 help you get through these hard times. We feel the interest c) He should have read the fine print on the deli
rate of 23% is a bit high, but at least this is an option for coupon which excluded lean meat of any type. It stated
a) You might want to consider a double layer of N95 you to consider. a No Return Policy for fatty deli sandwiches.
masks at the point of leakage. Since the fit of the masks 8. Our daughter has told us she wants a sex change d) Deli meats are usually fatty. Suggest next time he
can be adjusted this might be a solution. operation. She told us she feels like a man in a woman’s order tuna or egg salad. And we were wondering if you
b) If you experience soil damage to your clothing, just body. We have no idea what to do as we are clueless with got charged for the knish?
let it be and if asked, just tell anyone, as a love child of what is happening today with sexual identity problems. Another advice column will be out next month. Some
the 60s, you tie dye all your clothing which would explain We need some professional help. answers to prior questions: c, b, w, l, p, c, c, c, abba, kcdc,
the discoloration, staining and soil patterns. Just say it a) If your daughter drinks, spits, gambles, curses, and acdc, lmnop, eieio, zztop. Hope you are doing well with
with a straight face. smokes cigars, she most likely is a man in a women’s getting the correct answers. We look forward to our next
c) Try a holistic approach to solve your problem since body. issue with more expert advice. Until then, please stay
regular treatment has not worked. Check out this website b) Based on this, see if her insurance covers this safe, wear masks, and social distance.
for names of leakage mitigation doctors in your area – procedure and proceed accordingly.
www.stopleakagenow.org. c) To really find out her true sexual identity – give her The author of this Advice Column, Alan Arnold lives
d) Travel everywhere you go by horseback. The a choice of replacing the 140 pairs of shoes in her closet in Southwinds, Meridiana, La Paz, and has a seasonal
saddle will prove to be very helpful. No leakage will be with all new designer shoes, or free beer for 3 years. We rental in the Edgewater Estates. 
detected at all. Just might be hard to find a water trough think her choice will provide her real identity.
and hitching post in Boca. Might want to consider moving d) Find out if she shaves her legs, underarms, and
to Davie or Wellington. face. Body parts with excessive hair should help identify
her real sex. Also see if she has any Playboy magazines
6. My son is responsible for changing all the light hidden under her bed. If so, it is safe to assume she is Hadassah
bulbs in all Motel 6s in Broward County. In a recent
site inspection one bulb was not working and that was more male than female. This requires further medical
the reason given for his on the spot termination. He has treatment. Geula-Atid Chapter and
been the VP of Light Bulbs for about 2 years and now 9. My husband and I just rescued a dog from The
must deal with this during COVID times. Was his firing Humane Society. We were told the dog would not present L’Dor V’Dor Group
unreasonable? a problem barking and would be a wonderful companion.
a) We checked with Senior Management at Motel 6 In the two weeks we have her she constantly barks and
Corporate Headquarters and they told us this problem has is a real nuisance. What should we do? Hadassah, the
occurred many times and they must have all lights on all a) Put the dog in an Amazon carton and bring her back Women’s Zionist
the time. So, it appears his firing was justified. to Kohls. Just do not include your name. Amazon will Organization
b) One of our staff visited your son at his home to sell the dog on Prime. of America,
get his version of events and saw 117 mattresses with b) Dogs bark. Cats meow. Kangaroos hop. You and inspires a passion
the Motel 6 logo. We think this problem goes way your husband should seek help asap. and commitment
beyond light bulbs. Count your blessings he is not in jail c) Put a cue card in front of her when she barks that to its partnership with the land and people of Israel. It
as mattress theft is a federal offense with a minimum says in big bold letters – NO BARKING!!! This has enhances the health of people worldwide through its
sentence of 5 years. helped others who have contacted us with the same support of care and research at the Hadassah Medical
c) To offset the loss of income, we suggest your son problem. Organization in Jerusalem. Hadassah empowers its
sell these mattresses to the My Pillow Guy and market d) Start giving her cat food and buy a box and fill it members and supporters, as well as youth in Israel and
them as My Mattresses. with kitty litter. We guarantee your dog will stop barking America, through opportunities for personal growth,
d) Your son might want to open a bed and breakfast and start meowing! education, advocacy and Jewish continuity.
via VRBO. Since he already has the beds, he is halfway 10. My husband made such a scene last week at the deli Did you know??? Hadassah supports three Youth
there. that I was so embarrassed I had to stuff a potato knish in Villages in Israel. These are home to immigrants and
7. My husband and I prepaid for a trip before COVID his mouth to shut him up. He ordered a lean corned beef at-risk children in Israel. Druze, Bedouins, Arabs and
changed the world. It has been almost a year and we still sandwich and it was very fatty. He ate the sandwich but Israel youth live and learn together.
cannot get our money back. We are on a fixed income complained to the waiter that it was not what he ordered
and count every penny we spend. Can you help us get and insisted the waiter take the charge off the bill. The JOIN US!
our money? waiter told my husband he could have done that but since Call: Susan 561 208-1632
a) The name of the travel agency you used should he ate the sandwich there is nothing he could do. My
have been a red flag. Fly by the Seat of Your Pants travel husband had a temper tantrum. Did my husband have a JOIN our BOARD!
agency leads us to believe you will never see your money legitimate beef? Call: Marge 904 347-6383
again. Sorry. a) We happen to have a deli expert on our staff and
b) Instead of counting your pennies, you should have consulted with her for advice and she mentioned the order STAY HEALTHY ... STAY WELL 
been counting your dollars. Sorry. should have been very lean, not just lean. The fault is
c) Consider drinking again as this money is basically with your husband.
gone. Sorry. b) The other problem is your husband ate the sandwich
d) We found a company that can loan you money to and also pocketed some sweet n low. He has no case.

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