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Boca Pointe Advisor IX August
NOT YOUR TYPICAL No longer go outside. Order all meals delivered. Stay group disguised as a woman. Refer to the movie Mrs.
d) Stop taking showers and baths. Always use a walker.
Doubtfire for some great tips. You will no doubt connect
ADVICE COLUMN inside and keep your activities limited to Netflix and The with women looking to share their emotions. When you
Hallmark Channel. Your odds of falling should be greatly think the time is right, take off your wig, makeup, and
By Alan Arnold reduced as will be the case with your quality of life. Spanx, and they will either love you or savagely beat you
4. My 53-year-old husband still celebrates Halloween up. We feel its worth the risk. Just make sure you have
We know our readers were expecting the much- and dresses up in costumes and goes out trick or treating. paramedics on standby.
awaited Mailbox issue but due to an overwhelming I love the candy he brings home but I need to put an end c) Go to Ukraine to meet the many gorgeous women
flood of urgent requests for help we had no choice but to to this. It is the talk of the neighborhood and I am very eager to enter the USA. We have many references that you
delay the Mailbox Issue and deal with the many pressing embarrassed. can contact. Please be prepared to learn to talk Ukrainian.
problems that need to be addressed now. a) Seek medical help immediately. This is not None of these women speak English but that is a minor issue.
Another concern that we are dealing with is the loss of something a grown man should be doing. d) Assuming you do go to Ukraine we strongly
some key personnel. For this reason, we have no choice b) After further research we have a better understanding recommend you learn how to say the following in their
due to limited staff but to reduce our column from 10 of the problem. We have been told that he dresses up native language:
questions to 5. We apologize but simply do not have the looking like you, so all the neighbors think you are 1. Can your girlfriend also come to the United States
personnel to perform at the same level as before. the one who is somewhat off your rocker. The Advisor as our nanny.
We promise we will reply to all questions we receive suggests you give him a horse size sedative the day before 2. You must sign a prenup as part of the agreement.
but ask for your patience and understanding. Our HR Halloween. He should be out cold for two days. 3. Make sure your homework is done before we have
Department is conducting interviews, but it is very c) Let him have fun. It is obvious your marriage is on dinner.
difficult to find qualified people. the rocks and next time he is out, change the locks on the So that is it for this issue. Again, we apologize for
So, let us get to it. front door and that will be quite an impressive trick! the shortened column but until we can add more staff,
1. My girlfriend recently got a Botox treatment from d) Tell all your neighbors to give him stool softeners we only can do what we can do before we are able to do
a new doctor offering special deals for new patients. The disguised as candy. He might never want to Trick or Treat again. more than what we are currently able to do.
procedure was a disaster as her lower lip sags down to 5. I have recently become single after a very bitter Make sense?
the bottom of her chin. Should she pursue legal action? lengthy divorce. I have been on single websites, gone to Answers to issues from last column:
a) These treatments can result in unexpected side events, been set up but never seem to meet anyone that I Eieio, abracadabrar, ohno, a, middle c, be, bee, c, sea,
effects. If her sagging lower lip is the only side effect, we can connect with. I even went on a site called Desperate. d, aa, aaa, aarp.
suggest she keep a stiff upper lip and in time the lower com where they offer you a 100% refund if you do not Until the next column, stay safe, medicate, and
lip sagging will reverse itself. find a match. No luck there as well. Can The Advisor give meditate, and inform the Advisor if you are enjoying and
b) You should find out how this happened since you me some help – I really am desperate to find a partner. taking advantage of our expert advice.
told us she was doing this procedure to eliminate wrinkles a) It is very difficult these days to connect with the
around her eyelids. right person. We suggest you sign up for a belly dancing The author of this Advice Column, Alan Arnold lives
c) Sue, sue and sue. Do not let this doctor get away class where all the participants are women. in Southwinds, Meridiana, La Paz, and has a seasonal
with a potential malpractice suit. The fact that he is only b) Another idea would be to go to a widow’s focus rental in the Edgewater Estates.
licensed as a vet should strengthen your case.
d) If she still can eat or drink without drooling,
probably best to let it go and chalk it up to a lapse in
judgement. B’H
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in our group and she gets all the attention from the guys.
Does The Advisor have a solution as we do not think we EstimatEs
can include her anymore when we go out.
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