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A Word from the Editor
Boca Club News Loses a Dear Friend
From the very first of how important the voluntary contributions are of all the 4 of natural causes. He and his wife, Sally, built their
issue of Boca Club News columnists who write about the subjects they know best. house in Bocaire in 1988 and relocated permanently from
in 2006, and for more than After submitting his Humor column for our March 2020 Merrick, NY in 1995. Aside from being a humorist, Ron
150 consecutive monthly issue, Ron Hirsch informed me that, for health reasons, it was a man with many interests and talents. He was an
issues following that, all would be his last column for the paper. As a friend, I inquired electrical engineer who ran a successful electronics firm,
of the members of Broken further, but that was all he had to say about the matter. Since RHG Electronics, for 30 years. He had an insatiable quest
Sound, St. Andrews and that time, Ron and I have stayed in touch on a regular basis for knowledge and became a computer expert and was the
Bocaire who receive this via emails. Then, on August 6th, in reply to my most recent go-to guy for computer problems in Bocaire. He was an
paper looked forward email to Ron, I received a request to delete Ron’s email avid photographer since childhood and loved playing golf
to enjoying the Humor address from my files! I was shocked by the request...until I and tennis. His motto was “It’s important to laugh, learn
column contributed by realized it was from his daughter, Vicki, informing me that and love every day.” Ron will be missed by his wife of 73
Bocaire resident Ron Ron had passed away on August 4th. I was, to say the least, years and his 2 daughters and their families, including 4
Hirsch. As editor of the heartbroken. grandchildren and 3 great-grandchildren.”
paper, I especially appreciated Ron’s consistent reliability I asked Vicki to provide a few words of explanation for As a reminder of Ron’s more than 150 Humor
in getting his copy to me in time and in good form. As has me, and for all who will miss Ron—those who knew him columns, and to honor him now, here again is the final
been the case with other of our long-time columnists, a personally, and the many others who knew him from his column that ran in the March 2020 issue of Boca Club
close working relationship over the years soon blossomed column in this paper. Here is what Vicki wrote: News.
into a genuine friendship, and a recognition on my part “Ron Hirsch, who was 95 in June, passed away on August —NAS, Editor
Humor: These Laughs Are On Me!
By Ron Hirsch of Bocaire. One in How is it possible to have a civil war? Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
a series of humor columns from a ***** *****
collection by the popular Bocaire If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? If most car accidents occur within five miles of home,
man who provided the earlier ***** why doesn’t everyone just move 10 miles away?
helpful columns in Boca Club If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? *****
News about how to take care of ***** One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
one’s home, demonstrating the wide If work is so terrific, *****
range of interests that make Ron so how come they have to pay you to do it? Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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If you’re born again, do you have two bellybuttons? If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still
Impertinent Questions: ***** have monkeys and apes?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry? *****
***** ***** The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows
How do I set my laser printer on stun? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? where all the bad girls live
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Is a castrated pig disgruntled? If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers,
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Why are hemorrhoids called “hemorrhoids” *****
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Why is the alphabet in that order?
Is it because of that song?
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