Page 4 - Boca ViewPointe - October '21

Page 4, Viewpointe October 2021
Boca Pointe Advisor – XXXVLMMIIMMMMM – October

NOT YOUR TYPICAL of mine who is single and dates a lot. Whenever we start and many others a way to deal with this.
4. My wife and I go out to dinner often with a friend
a) Loosen up your purse strings and fly first class.

ADVICE COLUMN to order he orders in either Italian, French, or Spanish Problem solved with airplanes and buy the seats on both
depending upon which type of food we are eating. He sides of you in the theatre. Your problems are solved.
By Alan Arnold obviously is trying to impress his date but since he is Money always talks!!
dyslexic and has early onset of Alzheimer’s, he never b) A less expensive alternative would be to not shower
We want to thank everyone who provided us with matches the language with the type of food. As an for a week before you fly or go to a movie. We are very
feedback in our Special Mailbox issue. We were quite example, last week we went for Chinese, and he ordered confident no one will want to sit anywhere near you.
surprised with the amount of replies and will share more a Greek salad with extra feta but ordered the meal in Problem solved.
of the comments we received in upcoming columns. Spanish. How can we approach this problem without c) Only sit next to people with one arm. There is
Since the last article, two more of our staff have offending him? a theory that one-armed bandit slot machines were
left us to pursue better opportunities. Both were valued a) We now understand why he never has a second date developed by a person with one arm.
researchers and we will miss their expertise in many areas. with the same woman. Suggest you just go to buffets d) As far as movies, sit in the first row. No one ever
But the show must go on as they say so here we go again. where they have all types of food and require no talking sits up front. Regarding planes as soon as you sit down
Let’s get to it. at all. This should solve this problem. ask the flight attendant for multiple air sickness bags.
1. All my friends have great smiles and I have put off b) Illnesses are difficult to address when it affects a dear Anyone sitting next to you with half a brain will move
getting implants for awhile due to the high cost involved friend. You might just want to go to The International House immediately to another seat.
and the fact I am on a fixed income. As a male in my mid- of Pancakes where pancakes can be ordered in any language. So, another Advice Column is concluded with
80s, I am not sure how much more time I have left so the c) Find restaurants that have a no talking policy. This a continuation of expert advice to our friends and
expense just did not seem warranted. But I recently saw is a new trend and is a follow up to no smoking. The neighbors. Although we have been shorthanded, our staff
an ad which caught my attention. Buy one get one free. server just brings food to the table like the soup of the is working harder than ever to provide you with advice
I figured this was worth looking into, so I went to the day, special of the day etc. No need to order. No need to on all concerns we receive.
presentation which also included a free lunch. So much for talk. And hopefully no need to tip. We are approaching our 1-year anniversary issue and
the adage “There are no free Lunches.” I went and to my d) I would get him into an assisted living facility might be randomly approaching residents throughout the
total surprise when I entered the room all the participants ASAP. He is clearly spiraling downhill, and I am sure you community. You will have the option not to talk to us if
were women. I knew immediately this offer was not for and your wife have your own problems with one child in you wish. But if you are approached and share with us a
dental implants. I was very embarrassed as all eyes were a halfway house and the other out on parole. You do not concern, we will include you in a special raffle that will
staring at me. I am not going to tell you if I stayed or left need to take on additional stuff. provide you with free Uber car service for a year.
but want your input to see if I did the right thing. Can you 5. My family has been reading your column from the So, until we talk again, stay safe, and don’t forget to
help me please? beginning and are surprised that our question has not take your meds.
a) The advisor has an implant expert on retainer, and come up yet. We know everyone deals with this and we
we have consulted her to provide you with an appropriate and many others need your help. How can we deal with The author of this Advice Column, Alan Arnold lives
answer. The most obvious suggestion was to say you were people who hog the armrest in between seats on a plane in Southwinds, Meridiana, La Paz, and has a seasonal
there on behalf of your wife or girlfriend. This is quite or in a movie theatre. We have sat next to people that rental in the Edgewater Estates. 
plausible and sounds like a good option. have not moved their arm an inch and it is rude, selfish,
b) Another option was to enjoy the free lunch, get as and next time I might just go nuts. Please give my family
many phone numbers as you can, and turn this into a social
event. Our research indicates 74% of the women are most
likely single.
c) Another suggestion was to just try to get the implant
that was free. We saw your photo and you could use some
upper body help.
d) The last choice would be to find a dentist that does
both types of implants and just make a day out of it.
2. A family member is a religious scholar who has
lectured around the world and is one of the leading experts
in this field. He swears (he actually never swears) that one of
the greatest religious fallacies is The Ten Commandments.
He claims there are actually 11 commandments but has
faced skepticism whenever he has shared his research. He
claims the 11th Commandment is “THOU SHALT NOT
COVET THY NEIGHBOR’S DOG.” Can The Advisor
help me on this as talking about religion is always a very
sensitive subject.
a) We happen to have a religious scholar on staff, and
he is quite intrigued by this as he knows that no dogs were
on Noah’s Ark and believes this is not a coincidence.
b) Another thought that might give this theory credence
is God spelled backwards is DOG.
c) After further independent research, The Advisor
thinks your friend is delusional and should seek medical
help immediately.
d) Religion is usually a subject we avoid. Like politics,
it could be very divisive. But we were wondering if your
family member has an unusual attraction to fire hydrants. Do you know a family member,
If so, this could warrant further discussion. Have your
friend contact us once he is released from the pound. friend or a neighbor in need of
3. This is a bit unusual as far as problems but let me give
it a shot and maybe your experts can help. I have always Home Health Care?
struggled with choosing between boxer underwear and
briefs. Can you provide me with some suggestions since
I know many other people who have the same problem.
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