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Boca Pointe Advisor – January 2022

Issue SMLXLXXLNOPLLM but I did not. I feel very offended and need some advice course. The only place they will be going is physical
on how I should deal with this. therapy.
NOT YOUR TYPICAL One Get One Free. The free gift must have been marked Rat Alfonso. They are both experts with three irons and
b) Contact Nicky the Neck Carlusso and Carmine the
a) We found out your gifts were purchased as a Buy
ADVICE COLUMN free and most likely wound up insulting your friend. That can take care of this problem for you.
would explain her actions. c) We feel there is nothing wrong with their behavior.
By Alan Arnold b) Confront her. This is rude and unacceptable. The When it comes to long lines, it is every man (or person to
fact that both gifts were bought at a Dollar Store is be politically correct) for himself. Just suck it up and be
As we kick off the new year, we can only wish our irrelevant. a man, or person, or woman if that makes you feel better.
readers a year filled with good health, happiness, and a c) We don’t think your gift was appropriate. We d) Buy them tickets to the alligator wresting
return to some degree of normalcy. With that being said, contacted your friend and she informed us you gave her competition. We feel this will be the last line they will be
we continue to get an enormous amount of mail from an urn for her ashes when she is cremated. That is in very on. Just don’t interfere when the gator gets them locked in
residents with a plethora of problems (one of our editor’s poor taste. the jaws of death reality game. Bring a supply of depends
favorite words by the way along with tertiary). d) Buy her another gift of greater value and see if she as we feel they all will soil their undergarments from fear.
So, we start off with some very complex problems and acknowledges her second gift. Some suggestions would There are no answers to share from last week’s
we will continue to do our best to help those that cannot be a free Botox treatment, free one hour consult with a questions as our Senior VP of Answers has taken a leave
help themselves. divorce attorney, or free time share in Albania. of absence due to unknown medical reasons.
1. I live with my folks in Panache, and I have a 5. My wife and I took our kids to Disneyworld. We So, until next time, the entire staff wishes everyone
dilemma. I was in the closet of my parents bedroom went with another couple, and we had some serious good luck and good health as the world is getting a bit
looking for something and I saw my dad in the bathroom problems. The other couple is fine health-wise, but they crazier than ever.
trying on women’s clothing. I almost passed out. He did brought a walker and a cane and faked injuries to get to One final note – a resident has turned into our Lost and
not see me as I slipped out of the room when he closed the front of the line for every attraction. My kids were Found department a pacemaker, knee brace, horse collar,
the bathroom door. Please Advisor, help me. I have no crying as we waited in line for hours while the other upper dentures, a satellite dish, and a partridge in a pear
idea what to do. couple went on rides two and three times. We don’t think tree. If any of these items are yours, stop in the office as
a) We have a cross dressing expert on retainer, and this was right. Can the Advisor provide some help on how soon as possible. If unclaimed by our next column, they
he/she informs us that this type of behavior needs more we should have managed this. We do not think we can be will be put up for sale on Ebay.
information to provide you with a proper reply. For friendly with these people after this experience.
instance, did your dad also put on lipstick, eye liner and a) Take your three iron and pretend their knees are a The author of this Advice Column, Alan Arnold lives
mascara. If so, we wonder if he is a sales rep for Avon golf ball. Take a full backswing and whack all four knees in Southwinds, Meridiana, La Paz, and has a seasonal
or another cosmetic company and was just getting ready like you were hitting out of deep fescue rough on the golf rental in the Edgewater Estates. 
to make some sales calls.
b) COVID has created some very unusual behavior.
Check his underwear drawer and see if he has Spanx. If so, YOU have a choice who YOUR Physical Therapist can be.
your dad has a problem that he needs to get professional Outpatient Physical Therapy in your home.
help for. Click on this link for professional advice – www.
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c) Does your mother by chance wear Jockey underwear
and torn tee shirts. Might be a clue to a more serious
family problem. Usually, problems like these are genetic. - Orthopedic & Sports Injuries - Manual Therapy, Soft Tissue & Joint
Get a free trial subscription for ancestry.com and see if - Pre/Post-Surgical Rehabilitation - Mobilization
your family tree will provide you with some answers. - Chronic Pain & Aches - Vestibular Rehabilitation
d) The only explanation we can offer is that he must - Strains/Sprains - Balance/Fall Prevention Training
have been going to a Purim party. - Therapeutic / Corrective Exercise
2. My wife always nags me about wearing a tie when - Headaches and Migraines - Jaw Dysfunction & Pain
we go out. She insists I should always look well-dressed,
but I can barely make a knot due to severe arthritis and Dr. Jenna Platt, DPT 10 years of Experience
carpel tunnel in both hands. I feel she is being unfair. Can
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3. COVID has destroyed my social life. I used to date
often but the virus seems to have created so much fear
in people that I might as well be a monk. I did however
thru a stroke of good luck happen to meet a very special
lady.
The problem is she wants to take it very slow. I need
advice on what I should do as taking it slow is the last
thing I wanted to hear.
a) Go with the flow. Take it slow. If you really like
this woman just follow her lead. Stylish Modern Atmosphere Make Reservations happy hour
b) Find out exactly what her definition of slow is. every Day 3 - 6 pm
We need to find out if she is talking about days, weeks,
or months so we can better understand the situation. But and Mon. - Thurs.
since we know you are no spring chicken we suggest all Day at Bar Only
moving on if she is talking about months before getting
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c) Buy her a 5-carat diamond engagement ring. We
feel slow will no longer be an issue. But make sure you every Day
get a low interest rate on your loan. $
d) We did a background check and found out your lady starting at 9
friend got left back in fifth grade and got a combined
score of 243 on her college SATs. We assume she simply
is a slow learner and slow in just about all activities. Her
nickname in high school was turtle – cruel but obviously
accurate.
4. My sister and I gave the exact same wedding gift
to a good friend of ours. My sister got a thank you note

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