Page 4 - Boca ViewPointe - April '22

Page 4, Viewpointe April 2022
Boca Pointe Advisor

April 2022 Issue LMNOP which year after year are their best sellers. Forget the fact We cannot tell you how proud we are judging from the
they are loaded with edibles and hashish. comments we continue to receive. Although the negative
NOT YOUR TYPICAL informal get togethers. They just redid their place and ask feedback is overwhelming, we feel if we just are able to
5. We often get invited to our friends’ house for
help one person we are doing our job. So far, we are still
ADVICE COLUMN before we enter to take off our shoes, and socks. We have waiting for that one person to come forward.
heard of the shoe concern but never been asked to remove Answers to last week’s questions: abba, abracadabra,
By Alan Arnold our socks. My problem is I have huge bunions on both feet oyvey, omg, lol, ccrider, zztop, eieio, pigsinablanket, lbj,
and am embarrassed for anyone to see them. They are so hhh, jfk, manoemano, mas, no mas, uno, dos, tres, and
1. My husband and I love to dine out. Not fancy but large that I wear Timberland boots even to sleep with as all of the above, none of the above, forgot the questions,
we enjoy a good value meal. Our favorite place is actually no regular sized shoe is comfortable for me. I turn to the who really cares.
Denny’s since we just can’t get enough of the Grand Slam. experts at the Advisor for help. Follow us on Social media. We are on every site
Bacon, pancakes, eggs, grits and just about anything else you a) This is a new one, even for us. We have reached out worldwide so we can now reach those Boca Pointe
can think of. As seniors, we get a senior discount, AARP, to a bunion expert who we happen to have on retainer. She residents that have moved from the club. We are a big
and AAA discount, and we always have coupons. When we has this problem herself and offers the following – tell hit in The Villages, prisons, assisted living facilities, and
are done eating, they actually owe us money. Do you think your friends your skin is allergic to flooring and show Club Med Bermuda Triangle.
we are taking advantage or just doing what most people do them a note from your dermatologist. That usually solves We have recently hired some additional staff, so we
during these difficult times? the problem. intend to react to your problems and concerns within an
a) You probably grew up with parents that told you b) Tell them your problem and if they insist, then we hour of receiving them.
“Money Doesn’t Grow on Trees” so we understand where suggest you enter walking in upside down so no one is We aim to please. But since most of us have cataracts
you are coming from. Keep up the good work. able to see your feet. the size of plums, our aim is usually off.
b) Our staff has looked a little further into this and c) Don’t bathe for 2 weeks before you visit them. When Until next time we ask for all our readers to stay safe,
contacted the corporate office of Denny’s. They informed us you remove your shoes and socks the odor from your feet continue to send us your tax-free donations, and make
that 8 of their locations closed that you had visited 3-4 times will be so disgusting your hosts will insist you keep your your reservations for our soon to be announced Boca
a week during the past year. We also suggest since you both shoes and socks on. Problem solved. Pointe Advisor cruise.
weigh over 400 pounds that you go easy on the home fries d) Invite them to your house instead and tell them they
and grits. are free to keep their shoes and socks on, but you insist The author of this Advice Column, Alan Arnold lives
c) Go on America’s Got Talent and show the audience they remove any false teeth, bridges, fake long eyelashes, in Southwinds, Meridiana, La Paz, and has a seasonal
how you both can squeeze into a port-a-potty. hairpieces, underwear, implants (both types) and any rental in the Edgewater Estates. 
d) Our entire staff feels that you both need to stop wearing bladder leakage products. This will end your problem and
thong underwear and go to Amazon and order military grade most likely this relationship.
parachutes to wear as no stores carry XXLOBESE
2. I share with you a very delicate situation that my village
is dealing with. I am the president of our board, and we have
an application from a foreigner to buy a unit. He is from
Dubai and has 6 wives. Our Rules and Regulations address
cars, pets, smoking, and limits on various other concerns but
nothing about multiple wives. Do we have any recourse?
a) Our researchers discovered in a background check Is Something Missing From Your Life?
that all his wives have emotional support animals. That my
friend trumps everything. You have no choice but to approve Beth Ami Congregation opens its doors to all!
their application, even though two of their support animals Prospective members are welcome
are camels.
b) Our experts suggest you consult your 4 wives for their Current members are welcome to re-connect
input. You are fortunate enough to be grandfathered in so no Come join us Friday evenings at 6:00 PM for a spiritual musical
concern to you. Kabbalat Shabbat / Ma’ariv service with Cantor Michael Glozman
c) Florida Statute 718.12, Section 19.7, Sub-section 4,
Paragraph 8 specifically addresses this issue. It clearly states Oneg following services
no resident can have more than one wife. But there is no limit Saturday Services - 9:30 AM
on the number of mistresses. Followed by a lovely Kiddush
d) As long as he brings with him an oil pipeline, approve
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3. I have a major problem that needs immediate help
before I lose my mind. My husband’s recent PSA numbers Visit our website: bacboca.org
are higher than what he got on his SAT scores.
His prostate is so enlarged he did some research, and he
is in the Guinness Book of World Records. No one could
possibly believe this which is why I have included the photo
below. Adding to this medical concern, my husband is so
proud that he holds this record he wants to do a cross country
promotional tour. Please, I beg you for help.
a) Seeing is believing. Thank you for the photo. We
suggest he should interview for a position with Ripley’s
Believe or Not. We encourage your husband to benefit as
much as he can from his enlarged prostate. Do you know a family member,
b) Turn a negative into a positive. If Ripley’s doesn’t work
out, have him join the circus. They are always looking for friend or a neighbor in need of
clowns and freaks.
c) We can offer another solution. We know of a urologist Home Health Care?
that has been mistaken for the Elephant Man. We think once
your husband has had an appointment with him, he will do
everything he can to avoid a
prostate exam. We are very
confident his numbers and Home Health Aides / Certified Nursing Assistants / Registered Nurses to assist you with:
prostate will soon get back
to normal. • Personal Care • Companionship • Respite Care • Alzheimers & Dementia Care
d) Forget the prostate. We • Medication Management • Transportation • Meal Preparation
are very impressed with his • Light Housekeeping • Grocery Shopping • Post Surgery Care
biceps.
Good luck on this one.
4. Our village, El Viento each year has a bake sale. My Complimentary In-Home Consultation
husband and I always get into an argument over the brownies
we make (from scratch by the way) I like them fudgy, and Care provided in the comfort of your Home, Hospital, or Facility
my husband likes them cakey. Who is right?
a) The Advisor suggests you both remove the nuts from We accept All Long Term Care Insurance Policies and Private Pay – Affordable Rates
your noggin and put them inside the brownies.
b) Why not make them flakey since clearly you both are. Family owned and operated. Boca Resident for 30+ years and Boca Pointe Members.
c) With all the problems going on in the world today, we
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the Girl Scouts and see how they make their brownies,