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        PBCFR Yellow                                     Boca Pointe Advisor May 2022

        Dot Program                                      NOT YOUR TYPICAL                                  experience this for ourselves. We found the toilet paper
                                                                                                           rougher than 80 grit sandpaper and left the men’s room
                                                         ADVICE COLUMN
                                                                                                           bowlegged. You were 100% correct in your reaction.
                                                                                                              b)  We found the toilet paper dispenser almost
           Have you ever wondered, what                  By Alan Arnold                                    impossible to reach. We did find the gun used in the
        would happen if you got into a car                                                                 godfather scene taped behind the dispenser. As far as
        crash and you were unconscious?                     Here we are again. We have had some internal staff   the lighting and water faucet we had no issues except
        Have you thought to yourself…how                 issues about working conditions and pay so I had to   the lighting required the insertion of a quarter for every
        would anyone know what my medical                remove these people from our staff. We are interviewing   5 minutes a bit objectionable.
        history is; or how would they know               some talent currently employed by the National Inquirer      c) The main problem we had was with the urinal as it
        about the medications I am taking; or the        and Mad Magazine and are hopeful to be at full staff   had no target to aim at so that literally became a hit and
        medicines I’m allergic to; or better yet,        shortly. But we will continue to help those in need of   miss experience
        how would they know what hospital                help by providing help from our experts. Away we go!!     d) And lastly, we think you need to lighten up and in
        that I want to go to…? Who would                    1.  I  am sick  and  tired  of all  these  surveys.  I  am   view of your condition when you go out we suggest you
        call my family and let them know I’ve            ready to go ballistic if I get one more of these idiotic   wear Depends or similar products so you can take care
        been hurt? How would they even know              questionnaires. Well, it just  happened, and it was so   of your business without ever visiting a restroom.
        how to get in touch with my family?              absurd I have to share with the Advisor and its readers my      2. My wife is always nagging me to lose weight. I
           The good news is that you don’t have to wonder or   experience. I need to know if my reaction was justified.  really didn’t think I had a problem until our last flight
        worry about that anymore. Palm Beach County Fire Rescue      As a 74-year-old man (resident of Palomar) with   when the airlines insisted I buy two seats together with
        supports a new Program called the Yellow Dot. The Yellow   bladder and occasional leakage problems I often need to   an extended length seat belt and 3 different size bungee
        Dot gets important information into the hands of emergency   stop in at men’s rooms when I am out.  cords. I sent away for a LOSE WEIGHT OVERNIGHT
        responders quickly and it can save your life!       At a recent seminar at Red Lobster as I was exiting   supplement that guarantees a 60-pound overnight weight
           If you are involved in a car accident and can’t   the men’s room and started to pull down the paper towels   loss with a money back guarantee. Figure this was worth
        communicate, first responders can look in your glove   from the dispenser and out came a survey with questions   a shot. I took it and the next day I woke up in a haze
        compartment box for the “Yellow Dot” pamphlet where you   about my bathroom experience. My god – I just got off   and a very confused state. It turns out I had a very bad
        have written essential medical information about yourself.   the bowl and they want me to answer a survey. These   reaction as this supplement did not fit well with my
           This information can help rescue crews decide the best   were the questions and they asked for a rating of 1-10   current medications. I was actually in the hospital and
        approach to your emergency treatment. This is especially   for each one:                           things were so bad I was placed in an induced coma
        important after a car accident where you may be unconscious,      Did you find the toilet paper dispenser easier to reach   where testing revealed I had a non-malignment mass
        in shock, or simply unable to communicate clearly.   with your left hand or right hand? Or your left foot or right   in my abdomen that was removed. Coincidentally, the
           When you can’t talk to Emergency Responders to   foot? Did you find the softness of the paper acceptable?   mass weighed 60 pounds and when I went on a scale it
        provide them with vital medical information, the Yellow   Was the toilet seat cover soft and comfortable? Was the   confirmed a 60-pound weight loss. I think I should get
        Dot is your tool to provide personalized information on   overhead lighting too bright or not bright enough? Did   my money back and sue this company. My wife would
        your behalf!                                     the motion detector on the water faucet respond quick   be happy if I were still in a coma (LOL) What does the
           This is how it works…just follow three steps.  enough? Did enough soap come out for a good hand   Advisor suggest? Do I have a valid claim?
           1- Fill out the form on the Yellow Dot pamphlet.   washing?                                        a) First we wish you a speedy recovery and can provide
           2- Put the Yellow Dot pamphlet form in your glove      At this point I took out my miliary grade portable   you with names of very solid divorce attorneys. We read
        compartment box.                                 flashlight and smashed everything in sight. I just snapped.   the fine print and as they say, “The Devil is in the Details.”
           3- Place the sticker on the back/rear windshield in the   Can the experts at The Advisor tell me if I over-reacted?  The company has a list of exclusions and one such item
        lower left hand corner so emergency responders can see      a) Dear Bathroom Wrecker – in order to properly
        it quickly and easily when approaching from behind.   respond we sent some field reporters to this bathroom to   Boca Pointe Advisor on page 19
        *Important Tips*
           * Keep the Yellow Dot pamphlet updated as
        information changes.
           ** How many do you need??? (i.e. One Yellow Dot   DEMAND FOR HOMES IN BOCA POINTE IS STILL SO STRONG!
        sticker per vehicle & One Yellow Dot pamphlet for each
        person.)                                           I am working with buyers who are motivated, serious, qualified, and flexible!
           You can stop in to any Palm Beach County Fire Station
        to pick up Yellow Dot pamphlets and stickers for your   4   Buyers want a single family home with at least three bedrooms and a private
        household. For quantities more than that, please call our      pool, updated or not.
        Community Education Office at 561-616-7033.        4   Buyers want a single family home with at least two bedrooms and no pool.
           If your club or organization would like a presentation
        about the Yellow Dot, to learn more about additional   4  A buyer wants an end-unit condo in La Paz, updated or not.
        resources available, and to have an opportunity to ask
        questions, please call 561-616-7051. Yellow Dot Sticker/  IF YOU ARE THINKING OF SELLING, PLEASE CALL ME TODAY!
        Pamphlet sets will be brought to the presentation for
        audience attendees. Quantities can be discussed when
        presentations are booked.
                           Making Your Safety My Priority,   Just sold for $570,000                        Just sold for $742,000
                                  Elyse Weintraub Brown,
               Community Education Specialist, South County,
                           Palm Beach County Fire Rescue

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