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Boca Pointe Advisor from page 18 if we made a good deal. We Can the Advisor tell us how we should prepare for this
have provided a photo of trip?
is the surgical removal of any masses, organs, or limbs. our new place. a) Bring a menu for Chinese take out as we are certain
Sorry but you have no case. a) We think you made you might starve to death.
b) We feel there is an opportunity to experience more an exceptional deal. And it b) Bring plenty of fluids – more specifically vodka,
weight loss. If you divorce your wife we think you will came furnished. Good for gin, and scotch
shed at least another 175 pounds. you. c) Bring plenty of Charmin. Twigs, dry leaves, and
c) It’s a bitter pill to swallow if you can’t get your b) The only problem we branches can be very irritating.
money back. But on the upside you can benefit from the see is where will you put d) Last but not least – bring the producers of the TV
removal of two masses and move on with your life. your flat screen TV? show Survivor so this experience can be filmed and
d) We feel you have a valid claim as the fine print c) You did not tell us hopefully sold to National Geographic.
was in braille and not possible to read. Create a class what you paid for this 5. My husband and I are thinking of joining a new club
action lawsuit and make a case for a summary judgement place. It is hard for us to at Boca Pointe. We have always had a love for cranberries
with prejudice and bring these charlatans to their knees provide a proper reply without knowing the price. But and might join a cranberry boggers club. We did some
begging to settle. If anyone knows what we just wrote based on comps in the area if you paid anything at all we research on the internet and after much looking found a
please let us know since we are totally clueless. think you overpaid. site called www.cranberryboggersblog.com. We almost
3. The real estate market in Florida has exploded. My d) We wonder where your in-laws will stay when they gagged trying to read this but proceeded and did further
wife and I have a place in Costa del Sol and have only visit? research. Our guide is seen below at an undisclosed
been living here for about a year. We took a chance and 4. My buddies and I were invited to go deer hunting. location in west Delray Beach. We had to be blindfolded
listed it for 4 times what we paid for it. It sold in 2 days Please understand we are all Jewish and the closest we before we got to the site to make sure it remains a secret
with multiple offers. People asked us where we will move have ever been to a deer was in the rough on the 4th hole to the general population of South Florida. They allow
as we will overpay for almost any property. Since we at Montauk Downs on the eastern tip of Long Island. one free site visit and then a decision must be made. The
will downsize we found a place near the water (actually We felt we wanted to bond with our new friends, so we problem is the membership cost is $1,500 and we are
a little puddle) that is very cozy. Can the Advisor tell us decided to go. concerned it might be a bit much.
Can your experts provide us with some guidance.
a) The vultures at GL Homes have developed just

EXPLorE MIAMI about all open space in South Florida. Pay the money
and protect the bog.

b) Its not possible to put a price on being a bogger
blogger. Go for it. We think we can sell your membership
Explore Miami with Alliant Transport. to Ocean Spray for at least three times the amount you paid.
Make a day or evening of it at the Biltmore Hotel, c) Vodka with a splash of Cran just took on a new
We AIM To Please Bass Museum, Contemporary Arts. Stroll along meaning.
d) We had to go to our Cranberry bogger expert who
“SULLY” Brickell Road, see what’s happening in the new we have on retainer to provide you with a proper reply.
Driven in Class and Comfort Miami or a Skyline Cruise. Dine, shop, sightsee and This is her answer: there are more than 100 varieties of
At Reasonable Rates enjoy we’re driving! Go to an exotic restaurant such cranberries including Alfredo Compact, Baily Compact,
as Sexy Fish, Fratelli Milano, or a nice
$65 to FLL and Dinner Theatre. The choices are endless. Ben Lear, Bergman, Compactum, Crowley, Early Black,
PBI Airports Howes, McFarlin, Pilgrim, Redwing, Searles, Stevens
Large Groups and Statewide Let Alliant Transport tailor the itinerary to meet your and Wentworth. She would have to know which berries
Transport desires at a very reasonable rate/$89. are being bogged in order to properly advise you.
A LLIA n T 561-716-0926 Text or call Alliant Transport at 561-716-0926 That’s it for now folks. We hope we have been able
TrAnSPorT Text or Call for Service to offer some help on some very complex concerns. So
please continue to lean on us. Especially Bob, Matt and
Ilene who don’t have anyone else to lean on.

Answers to last week’s questions:
c, b, eieio, omg, lol, lmao, u, you, ewe, bi, tri,
moelarrycurley,
d, p, pea, sweet pea, igotta pee, ohno, yokoono, hoho,
heehaw, some of the above, abcd, nolocontendre.
We have already received 116 reservations for our
Boca Pointe cruise. Early reservations get choice cabins.
More details to follow. Many celebrities are joining us.
We thank our readers for continuing to rely on our
advice. Keep on sending us your concerns. We are happy
to help.

The author of this Advice Column, Alan Arnold lives
in Southwinds, Meridiana, La Paz, and has a seasonal
rental in the Edgewater Estates. 

Attention

Dog Owners

It is your responsibility
to pick up after your
dog. It’s the law. Some
of you have been
negligent in doing so.

Please keep our
Boca Pointe community
beautiful!