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      Boca Pointe Advisor from page 18                   if we made a good deal. We                           Can the Advisor tell us how we should prepare for this
                                                         have provided a photo of                          trip?
      is the surgical removal of any masses, organs, or limbs.   our new place.                               a) Bring a menu for Chinese take out as we are certain
      Sorry but you have no case.                           a) We think you  made                          you might starve to death.
         b) We feel there is an opportunity to experience more   an exceptional deal. And it                  b) Bring plenty of fluids – more specifically vodka,
      weight loss. If you divorce your wife we think you will   came furnished. Good for                   gin, and scotch
      shed at least another 175 pounds.                  you.                                                 c) Bring plenty of Charmin. Twigs, dry leaves, and
         c) It’s a bitter pill to swallow if you can’t get your      b) The only problem we                branches can be very irritating.
      money back. But on the upside you can benefit from the   see is where will you put                      d) Last but not least – bring the producers of the TV
      removal of two masses and move on with your life.  your flat screen TV?                              show Survivor so this experience can be filmed  and
         d) We feel you have a valid claim as the fine print      c) You  did  not  tell  us               hopefully sold to National Geographic.
      was in braille and not possible to read. Create a class   what you paid for this                        5. My husband and I are thinking of joining a new club
      action lawsuit and make a case for a summary judgement   place. It is hard for us to                 at Boca Pointe. We have always had a love for cranberries
      with prejudice and bring these charlatans to their knees   provide a proper reply without knowing the price. But   and might join a cranberry boggers club. We did some
      begging to settle. If anyone knows what we just wrote   based on comps in the area if you paid anything at all we   research on the internet and after much looking found a
      please let us know since we are totally clueless.  think you overpaid.                               site called We almost
         3. The real estate market in Florida has exploded. My      d) We wonder where your in-laws will stay when they   gagged trying to read this but proceeded and did further
      wife and I have a place in Costa del Sol and have only   visit?                                      research. Our guide is seen below at an undisclosed
      been living here for about a year. We took a chance and      4. My buddies and I were invited to go deer hunting.   location in west Delray Beach. We had to be blindfolded
      listed it for 4 times what we paid for it. It sold in 2 days   Please understand we are all Jewish and the closest we   before we got to the site to make sure it remains a secret
      with multiple offers. People asked us where we will move   have ever been to a deer was in the rough on the 4th hole   to the general population of South Florida. They allow
      as we will overpay for almost any property. Since we   at Montauk Downs on the eastern tip of Long Island.   one free site visit and then a decision must be made. The
      will downsize we found a place near the water (actually   We felt we wanted to bond with our new friends, so we   problem is the membership cost is $1,500 and we are
      a little puddle) that is very cozy. Can the Advisor tell us   decided to go.                         concerned it might be a bit much.
                                                                                                              Can your experts provide us with some guidance.
                                                                                                              a) The vultures at GL Homes have developed just

                                                           EXPLorE MIAMI                                   about all open space in South Florida. Pay the money
                                                                                                           and protect the bog.

                                                                                                             b) Its not possible to put a price on being a bogger
                                                                                                           blogger. Go for it. We think we can sell your membership
                                                               Explore Miami with Alliant Transport.       to Ocean Spray for at least three times the amount you paid.
                                                         Make a day or evening of it at the Biltmore Hotel,      c) Vodka with a splash of Cran just took on a new
                             We AIM To Please              Bass Museum, Contemporary Arts. Stroll along    meaning.
                                                                                                             d) We had to go to our Cranberry bogger expert who
                                   “SULLY”                 Brickell Road, see what’s happening in the new     we have on retainer to provide you with a proper reply.
                           Driven in Class and Comfort   Miami or a Skyline Cruise. Dine, shop, sightsee and   This is her answer: there are more than 100 varieties of
                               At Reasonable Rates      enjoy we’re driving! Go to an exotic restaurant such   cranberries including Alfredo Compact, Baily Compact,
                                                               as Sexy Fish, Fratelli Milano, or a nice
                                $65 to FLL and               Dinner Theatre. The choices are endless.      Ben Lear, Bergman, Compactum, Crowley, Early Black,
                                 PBI Airports                                                              Howes, McFarlin, Pilgrim, Redwing, Searles, Stevens
                           Large Groups and Statewide   Let Alliant Transport tailor the itinerary to meet your   and Wentworth. She would have to know which berries
                                   Transport                   desires at a very reasonable rate/$89.      are being bogged in order to properly advise you.
          A LLIA n T            561-716-0926               Text or call Alliant Transport at 561-716-0926     That’s it for now folks. We hope we have been able
          TrAnSPorT          Text or Call for Service                                                      to offer some help on some very complex concerns. So
                                                                                                           please continue to lean on us. Especially Bob, Matt and
                                                                                                           Ilene who don’t have anyone else to lean on.

                                                                                                           Answers to last week’s questions:
                                                                                                              c, b, eieio, omg, lol, lmao, u, you, ewe, bi, tri,
                                                                                                              d, p, pea, sweet pea, igotta pee, ohno, yokoono, hoho,
                                                                                                           heehaw, some of the above, abcd, nolocontendre.
                                                                                                              We have already received 116 reservations for our
                                                                                                           Boca Pointe cruise. Early reservations get choice cabins.
                                                                                                           More details to follow. Many celebrities are joining us.
                                                                                                              We thank our readers for continuing to rely on our
                                                                                                           advice. Keep on sending us your concerns. We are happy
                                                                                                           to help.

                                                                                                              The author of this Advice Column, Alan Arnold lives
                                                                                                           in Southwinds, Meridiana, La Paz, and has a seasonal
                                                                                                           rental in the Edgewater Estates. 


                                                                                                                       Dog Owners

                                                                                                              It is your responsibility
                                                                                                               to pick up after your
                                                                                                              dog. It’s the law. Some
                                                                                                                 of you have been
                                                                                                               negligent in doing so.

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