Page 4 - Boca ViewPointe - December '21

Page 4, Viewpointe December 2021
Boca Pointe Advisor – December Holiday Issue

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NOT YOUR TYPICAL 3. My husband is on could buy four ply toilet paper rather than two ply and
ADVICE COLUMN many different meds. One get twice the protection for half the expense. This will
of the big problems is save time and money. Give it a shot and get back to us.
By Alan Arnold his use of blood thinners. c) We now understand the recent shortage of toilet
When we go out it takes paper. It had nothing to do with COVID but all a result
Where has the time gone? The holidays are here and him forever to get ready of you and your husband. We suggest using bubble wrap
let us remind you contrary to popular belief, it is far better because we need to make which is just as effective and much more affordable.
to receive than give. So whatever holiday you celebrate, sure he is properly protected d) We happen to have a bleeder on staff and consulted
make sure you have a very long list filled with expensive and doesn’t bleed out if he him for firsthand advice. When he starts bleeding, he
items. Chanel purses, Gucci shoes, Apple iPhones and bumps into something. I goes to one of those portable Blood Donation trailers and
Watches, a new Maserati – don’t settle. You deserve it. have covered his face so gets free movie tickets while they wrap him up at their
And don’t forget, a free subscription to your friends of hopefully I can keep his expense. Kill two birds with one stone as they say.
The Boca Pointe Advisor – the gift that keeps on giving!!! identity unknown. He of 4. I have noticed as a new resident of Boca Pointe that
So, who has been naughty and who has been nice? course wears loose extra- most everyone seems to have a medical condition and also
We will know who Santa favors this year. Ok – enough large clothing to cover has some part of their body covered or wrapped with a
of this nonsense. Let’s get to the business at hand. his protective wrappings. medical device. When I overhear people greeting each
1. I recently moved into a village and went to my Does the Advisor have other it is always with a phrase like “Hi what’s new –
first Board meeting. I know a lot of foreigners have been any expertise in bleeders, second person then says Detached Retina. The first person
buying in Boca Pointe and my board seems to consist of as he is called and help us responds by saying Herniated Disc.” I find this very
many South Americans. The Board has proposed a change with a more effective, less depressing and have much more to say but I am running
to our documents that would replace the swimming pool expensive method to keep a little late for my appointment with my cardiologist. Is
with a Jai-alai fronton. This doesn’t seem right. Does this him safe? this community typical of life in Boca?
change have to be approved by the residents? a) We happen to have a a) We have many different villages in Boca Pointe.
a) The Advisor has consulted with an attorney and blood clot expert on retainer and have a simple solution All have different demographics. We are not certain which
after a review of your docs this change can be done with to this problem. Chain him to the bed and lock the front village you are living in. Check to see if your village gives
a majority vote of the community. After a trip to your door and throw away the keys.
village and seeing llamas roaming free and some gauchos b) We realize the above solution is rather severe. You Boca Pointe Advisor on page 5
on horseback, we feel you can kiss the swimming pool
good-bye.
b) We also talked to your Board President, who seems YOU have a choice who YOUR Physical Therapist can be.
to have total control over the community proven by the Outpatient Physical Therapy in your home.
fact he installed at the village’s expense a pickleball court
behind his home. YES we come to YOU!
c) We also know the community consists of many
extended family members of Ricardo Montalban and
Fernando Llamas. As stated in a prior column, we feel - Orthopedic & Sports Injuries - Manual Therapy, Soft Tissue & Joint
they might be the same person as no one we know has - Pre/Post-Surgical Rehabilitation - Mobilization
ever seen them together. - Chronic Pain & Aches - Vestibular Rehabilitation
d) Before you bought in your village you should have - Strains/Sprains - Balance/Fall Prevention Training
checked the Reserves. You would have noticed a sizable - Therapeutic / Corrective Exercise
amount of money put away for cestas and pelotas. These - Headaches and Migraines - Jaw Dysfunction & Pain
are used exclusively for jai alai. That should have raised
some serious questions. Dr. Jenna Platt, DPT 10 years of Experience
2. My boyfriend has a very close shaven beard. I like it
a lot but when we get intimate his beard feels like eighty Experience the highest quality care on YOUR road to recovery!
grit sandpaper on my body. I get rashes and skin irritations
and have spent a fortune on visits to my dermatologist.
Does the Advisor have any suggestions as I do not want
to do anything to jeopardize this relationship. OFFICE 561-907-8866 MEDICARE PART B/
a) All’s fair in love and war. Cover your body with JNPtherapy.com PRIVATE PAY ACCEPTED
the prickly parts of a bougainvillea plant. He should get See Google Reviews
the message very quickly.
b) Stop seeing the dermatologist. Let the rashes and
irritations on your skin remain. These will keep him at a
certain distance. You should still be able to get intimate,
but you will be at an arm’s length relationship ….so to
speak.
c) Buy him an electric sander and insist he smoothes
his beard before lovemaking.
d) If he refuses, take out your router and band saw
and tell him these tools were used on your last boyfriend
before he eventually shaved his beard.

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