Page 22 - Boca ViewPointe - July '22

Page 22, Viewpointe July 2022
Boca Pointe Advisor – July Issue – Special Edition

NOT YOUR TYPICAL are being called for jury duty, a discreet message from your outlines the legalities of installing toll booths at entrances to
a) If the caller leaves a message that you owe money,
a) Section 718.8, Sub-section 112.35, Paragraph six clearly
ADVICE COLUMN lover, or a threatening message from the partner of your HOAs and COAs. We refer to the ruling Schwartz vs. Carmine
lover, your wife is 100% correct. the Rat and Jimmy the Neck – No toll booths are to be built
By Alan Arnold b) If the caller hangs up without leaving a message and unless a percentage of the tolls are skimmed off the top to
the call is from the IRS, Carmine the Rat, or Nicky the Neck. benefit the village. We suggest you do a forensic accounting
In this case you are correct, and The Advisor suggests you study to find out where these revenues will go.
enter the Witness Protection Program immediately. b) We understand the son of El Chapo is living in
c) To avoid any further heated exchanges between you Encantada under the alias El Chapo Bernstein and he has built
and your wife, we suggest you switch phones and review a tunnel to enter the village from the south side, therefore
the situation in a week or two. bypassing any toll. Suggest you explore this option as a
d) Either do not set up a voicemail on your phone or way to enter at no cost.
block all callers and this problem will be solved. c) Your Board can charge a toll. They can also charge
4. My wife and I own a Great Dane and since it is a entrance fees to the community pool. They can also charge
service animal we are allowed to have it in our village, guests to park. As a matter of fact, it is for these reasons
BALD EAGLE – Looking for but all our neighbors want us to move as they feel it is too Encantada has the best reserves in all of Boca Pointe.
APE in BOCA POINTE a snack large and scares other animals as well as other residents. d) We consulted a HOA Toll Booth expert who happens
Can your experts give us some help on this so we can enjoy to be on the Board of Directors of Sun Pass. She indicates
These animals are looking for a home. They are good our retirement years without being harassed? a toll can only be built if 60% of the costs are diverted to
with children and house trained. Follow adoption protocol a) Your neighbors need to understand the law. A Service the Sun Pass account in the Cayman Islands.
as stated on www.adoptabocapet.com. animal is legal. There is nothing they can do. So, the end to another incredibly helpful column.
b) Train your dog to deliver bagels and lox and rugelach Answers to questions will be posted on my new Instagram
Wildlife in Boca Pointe – new feature of Boca Pointe to all your neighbors. And of course, make sure it is in a account. Please check it out plus find valuable coupons for
Viewpointe doggie bag. This should make all your neighbors change anti-depressant pills, happy pills and stock market tips.
their feelings and welcome your dog into the community. I brief update on the Advisor Cruise – more celebrities have
This column will include some questions and concerns c) Unless of course all your neighbors are Italian – then made commitments to attend. Among them are Amber Heard,
related to pets. A first for The Advisor but since we suggest you deliver cannolis, prosciutto wrapped around Britney Spears, The Son of Sam, Iron Mike Tyson, Kaitlin
have so many of our readers that are animal and nature cantaloupe wedges, and fresh mozzarella. Jenner, and Nancy Pelosi. It should be an incredible experience.
lovers, we thought this would be very helpful to address d) Or your neighbors happen to be Irish, then just As a reminder, payment is accepted thru PayPal, all
this topic now as it is perfect timing as Boca Pointe has bring booze. We promise you and your dog will become credit cards (even those expired) and personal checks. Make
just announced a new nature photography group to share everyone’s favorite. sure all are payable to The Boca Pointe Advisor. Suggest
nature photos with other residents. 5. My husband and I love our home in Encantada. We you get travel insurance and 14 different vaccinations.
Here we go. A first for us and our devoted followers. voted against the new entrance, but the community went
1. My husband and I love cats. The problem is we have forward with the construction. To pay for this there is now The author of this Advice Column, Alan Arnold lives in
a long hair cat, and she is always coughing up hair balls. a toll to enter the village for both owners and guests. Is Southwinds, Meridiana, La Paz, and has a seasonal rental
What can we do to eliminate or reduce this problem? this legal? in the Edgewater Estates. 
a) Our experts feel one option has two benefits. Since
your husband is bald, use crazy glue to cover his baldness B’H
with the hair balls. Solves both problems. Sabra Wall Decor
b) Hair balls are the number 1 concern besides
Inflation for the American population. We suggest you
run for office with an anti-hairball platform. EstimatEs
c) Sell your cat on Ebay.
d) There is no easy answer to this problem as you are both
cat lovers. One suggestion. Replace your tile flooring with Painting & More ...
a Berber carpet and the hairballs will blend in with the new
carpeting. Just be careful as hairballs tend to be quite slippery.
2. My wife and I play chess with another couple from El • Popcorn Ceiling • Wallpaper Removal
Dorado. One of the problems is one player continues to knock
over the pieces and it always delays the game. We do not know • Knock Down
what to do as we would like to continue to play with them, but • Drywall Repair
each game takes hours as each time pieces are knocked over
we have to reset the board. What can we do? Cell: (954) 931-4716 Licensed & Insured
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b) Glue all pieces to the board. It will solve the
problem but make it impossible to make a move.
c) We found out the man has essential tremors, and this
is a serious condition that requires medication. Suggest
he moves pieces with his feet or perhaps his tongue.
d) Find new friends.
3. My wife and I always have heated exchanges about
getting calls on our cell phones that we are not able to
answer, and the call goes into our voicemail. The issue
is some callers leave a message and some do not. I feel a
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