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      Memories



      The Washer Woman                                      Also, not funny was when a sudden cloud rolled in.   It was broom shaped and had a dirt cup for all the stuff you
                                                         There was no Doppler Weather to tell you that at 11:24   really didn’t want to know had been hiding in the rugs or
      By William A. Gralnick                             a.m. it would rain two blocks from where you stood. No,   on the floors. If one wasn’t careful detaching the cup all
                                                         we had Tex Antoine and Uncle Weathbee. Weather was   that stuff ended up back where it started.
         As soon as a machine came on the market that did   more a guessing game than a science. We’d root for Tex      Now there are more sizes and shapes of vacuum cleaners
      something for you my mother bought it. The dish washer   that he’d get it right. When he didn’t and the clouds rolled   than Carter has liver pills. We have several. I favor one, my
      was a prime example, although a head-scratcher since my   in, often could be heard words not printable here and   wife favors another, the cleaning lady prefers yet another,
      brother and I, or the housekeeper, did the dishes. This thing   would begin a mad dash to the backyard. This time the   and for some reason there’s one that no one prefers. Guess
      was half again as big as a bourbon barrel or wine cask and   often still wet clothing was yanked from its pins, thrown   that’ll have to go eventually.
      the same shape but for having wheels. When rolled out of   into the basket and rushed into the house. Every so often      The moral of the story? Sometimes simple was, if not
      its corner up to the sink, it pretty much took up the whole   it arrived in the house wetter than when it came out of the   better, a lot simpler.
      kitchen. There was a big, black rubber hose that attached to   washer. Yet and still, nothing, not even Downey, smells
      the sink faucet. There was another hose that hooked on the   as good, as air-dried clothing.            A soon to be Boca Pointe resident, Bill Gralnick has been
      edge of the sink. One put water in, the other took it out. This      Then of course there was the carpet sweeper. Remember   writing ever since his mother told him that little pitchers
      was way before sensors, pre-wash, sanitary rinse. You pretty   those. I realized why a generation before people took their   should be seen and not heard. Nine hundred op eds of his
      much had to wash the dishes before the dish washer did.   rugs outside and beat the tar, and dust, out of them. Some   have been published by newspapers around the country. He
         Soap was a powder. If you put in too little the dishes   carpet sweepers swept floors too. But into our house came   has three books to his credit with another in gestation. He
      didn’t get clean. If you put in too much, you’d notice bubbles   the first vacuum cleaner. It roared like an airplane engine   currently is a columnist for The Brooklyn Eagle and Tap Into
      emerging from under the lid. The bubbles became like   and was so heavy it probably was made of airplane parts.   Coral Springs. 
      Mickey in the Sorcerer’s Apprentice. Wiping was useless.
      The bubbles turned foam, the foam turned into clouds
      that could be removed by the arms full. Then one of two
      things happened. You stopped the machine, hit drain, and
      started again or you ended up mopping the floor as the suds
      eventually jammed up the machine causing it to overflow.
         Sometimes bad things happened. The drain clogged.                       Raymond James Financial Services, Inc.
      The machine stopped. You had to open it up and stick your
      arm into something that the EPA would look disapprovingly         Arthur Rottenstein
      at, and fish around for the blockage. Other joys were when        Registered Securities                          Charles A. Hall, III
      the drain hose slipped off the sink and the aforementioned                                                       President and Founder, C3WM
      EPA sludge ended up all over the floor. Dishwashers were          Principal                                      Financial Advisor, RJFS
      a work in progress.                                               561-241-6616                                   561-465-8902
         But the washer and dryer, they were a necessity. The           ArthurRottenstein@
      difference from today was that it wasn’t a washer and dryer.      RaymondJames.com                               charles.hall@raymondjames.com
                                                                        bocaratonfinancialplanner.com
      It was only a washer. The wet wash got carried to the back
      yard and hung up to dry. We didn’t have a clothesline. We                            301 Yamato Road, Suite 3160
      had one of those that opened like a reverse umbrella. Each                               Boca Raton, FL 33431
      pole had three or four lines on it stretching to the next
      pole. If memory serves there were five of them. Economy   Raymond James Financial Services, Inc. and
      of space. You could hang up a lot of clothing in a much
      smaller space that stretching a line from the house, across          Arthur Rottenstein are pleased
      the back yard to the fence. And it looked nicer.
         The trick was getting the laundry outside. While the
      washer has a spin cycle, the clothes came out pretty wet.                to announce the addition of
      Water weighs 8 lbs a gallon. A basket of wet laundry was
      like dead weight. To solve this problem, and save ones
      back, there was a mixture of old technology and new. The                          Charles A. Hall, III
      laundry went into the basket. The piece by piece it was     President and Founder, C3WM, Financial Advisor, RJFS
      fed into a contraption that was a big tub. Mounted on it
      were two rubbers rollers encased in a metal frame on the                   charles.hall@raymondjames.com
      side of which was a crank. In many a cartoon you saw a
      character’s hand get caught in one and come out flat as a     With more than 24 years of experience in financial services, Charles is dedicated
      pancake. So did the laundry, with the water falling into the
      bucket. An additional challenge was that it took Charles   to  helping  individuals  meet  their  financial  needs  by  developing  investment
      Atlas to turn the crank.                              plans around their long-term goals and risk tolerance. His extensive experience
         Now the laundry basket was manageable and out we
      went. Attached to the clothesline was a bag of clothes pins.   navigating shifts in the markets enables him to help clients structure balanced
      They always seemed to be stripped bags. The monotony was   portfolios to address their specific financial goals.
      overwhelming. Did this or that piece of clothing require one,
      or two, or three clips. Reach into the bag while holding the     He  began  his  financial  services  career  in  1996  with  FMSbonds,  Inc.,  then
      item, stick it up with the clips, reach down to do it again.   moved to First Miami Securities, where he worked for 11 years. From there, he
      Of course, more than once did the clothing end up on the
      ground. Fortunately, there was grass underneath it, but   transitioned to Wells Fargo Advisors in 2007 in the Fort Lauderdale offices. In
      mother was none-the-less not happy. For entertainment, I’d   2020, he moved his practice to Raymond James, finding its client-first culture
      filch a clip and put it on my nose. My mother had a good
      sense of humor, but not for that.                     aligned with his values. He earned a bachelor’s degree in economics from Florida
                                                            International University. He has served South Florida-area investors for his entire
                     Attention                              career and looks forward to helping them meet their financial goals for many

                  Boca Pointe                               years to come.

                    Residents!                                Making sure your wealth continues to work in support of the goals you have
                                                            established takes careful planning. Such planning is not a single event – it is a
                Flatten All Your Boxes!                     process. As your life circumstances change, so must the investment strategies

            Our recycling trucks do not pick up your cardboard boxes   used to stay on course toward meeting your objectives. That is why Charles works
        if they are not flattened. Instead, they go to trash and are burned
        with regular refuse....lost revenue for residents of Boca Pointe.   with you, one on one, to design investment strategies targeted to your specific
                                                            needs and goals. Although he does not provide tax advice, he will help you stay

                                                            current with tax law changes and estate plan issues.
                                                            Originally from Miami, he now lives in Boca Raton with his spouse, Rana. They
                                                            have two children, Ashleigh and Addison. In his free time, Charles enjoys golfing
                                                            and fishing.

                                                          Arthur Rottenstein is a Registered Securities Principal and Branch Manager with Raymond James Financial Services, Inc. in Boca
                                                          Raton and founder of Portfoliorepair.com. He has been managing the financial affairs of a number of select families in South Florida
                                                          since 1982. Please feel free to call for an appointment at (561) 241-6616 or email him at arthur.rottenstein@raymondjames.
                                                          com. Please feel free to visit his website at bocaratonfinancialplanner.com.Securities offered through Raymond James Financial
                                                          Services, Inc. Member FINRA/SIPC. Investment Advisory Services offered through Raymond James Financial Services Advisors, Inc.
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