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Boca Pointe Advisor June 2022 – Issue DVD

NOT YOUR TYPICAL chin rash that required hospitalization. just do not know how to approach them. Can the Advisor
b) A side effect that was not disclosed was a severe
come up with a strategy on how to resolve this problem.
ADVICE COLUMN c) Single members of our staff forgot to take their a) We happen to have an expert on Trash on our staff
masks off when they went on dates. Not one person who graduated from the Wharton School of Business with
By Alan Arnold ever had a second date, so the end result is the mask a master’s degree in Trash Disposal. (MTD) He suggests
prevents getting sick but also eliminates any possibility you move their trash cans in front of the home of the
Since the last issue we have hired more people and are close of intimacy. So, it is up to the individual user to decide President of your Board with a Post It Note that says
to being fully staffed once again. We will do our best to get back their priorities. “One Person’s Trash is Another Person’s Treasure –
to all those in need in a timely fashion. d) We did find out there is a social website for singles please keep what you want and toss the rest” On the note
Away we go!!! with sleep apnea. Similar to the show The Masked Singer, include the violators name, address, and cell. We are very
1. As an elderly male with a number of underlying conditions the site is called The Masked Snorer and only available confident this will no longer be a problem.
I must be very careful about being safe in this world of COVID. to those with sleep apnea. Both parties, if they do meet b) Call the Trash Company and using the violators name
I have stumbled upon what I think is the world’s safest mask. I are required to bring their CPAP machines. and address, inform SWA to no longer pick up garbage.
am in the process of getting a design as well as a utility patent. 2. My wife and I have worked at home since COVID. This should create a much bigger problem for them.
As a resident of Edgewater Estates Living facility, I have shared We have a small two bedroom in La Paz and must c) Fine them up the gazoo as per your communities
this device with the general population, and it has proven to be maximize our space. We created a perfect home office fine protocol.
100% effective. I share with all readers my invention to fight all and are thinking of renting the space out to others that d) Have Nicky the Neck Carlusso and Carmine the Rat
diseases – a sleep apnea mask. It looks a bit scary, but it does work from home but are looking for a new office to work Alfonso pay them a visit. We are certain this practice will
work. I sent samples to the staff of the Advisor for a free trial from. immediately stop, or they will become part of the trash.
to get their feedback. Can you share with all your readers your Can The Advisor tell us what we should ask for 4. SPOILER ALERT – This one is real and was sent
results and recommendations. as a monthly rate as everything lately is just about to my home address. I share it with our faithful readers.
unaffordable. Dear Editor: this is Nicky the Neck Carlusso and
a) Based on the photo below it is hard to give you a Carmine the Rat Alfonso telling you to stop attacking
reasonable price since we our characters or else you might wake up on the wrong
have not been able to find side of the bed one day. Capich! If you want to talk to
any comps. me and Nick, we have a rental (no lease – we pay by the
b) We think you have an day) in Villa Paisano. It’s a 55 and up community and
excellent space and need to 55 has nothing to do with age but the number of felonies
know if all the furnishings a resident has committed. So, visit us and we can have a
and equipment are included friendly chat over anisette and cannoli’s. Don’t get scared
in the rent? off when you see the security protocol. Moving forward
c) We do not see any show us some respect and stop insulting us. Capich. What
Any resemblance to any person living or dead is purely toilet paper. Is that extra? are you going to do to make this right?
coincidental – all rights reserved and protected under The d) Less is more and you a) We apologize for any pain we might have caused.
Freedom of Information Act. Photo stolen from Boca Pointe certainly have reinforced We are sending you a $25 gift card to Olive Garden. We
archives. No reproduction allowed under penalty of law. Same that in this incredible trust this will meet with your satisfaction.
penalties apply as if mattress tag is removed. This man is a person space. We think you could b) As the Editor I take full responsibility for this. To
of interest. If spotted report to Boca Pointe Security. get between $3500 - $5000. Just find someone who is make things right we will fly you and Nick and your
delusional, has severe dementia, and two detached retinas. goomahs to the vacation spot of your choice using the
a) Our staff did indeed receive sleep apnea masks and none This is clearly the space for them. Advisor corporate jet. Also, we are sending you a dozen
of us got COVID or any other illness. However, we all almost 3. As a new resident of Villa Flora, I get very upset cannoli’s from the Cannoli Kitchen in Boca.
starved to death as it was not possible to eat or drink with this when my neighbor puts out their garbage a full day before
mask on. our scheduled pickup date. I find this unacceptable but Boca Pointe Advisor on page 18